11/14/03’s illustrious band:

Ego Patrol

It's Day 5 of Books are Better than Boyfriends Week! Here are the final half-dozen reasons.

• Book with lots of characters inside: good. Boyfriend with lots of characters inside: not good.
  
• Cheap book: good. Cheap boyfriend: not good.
  
• Book that claims to speak in God's voice: OK. Boyfriend that claims to speak in God's voice: not OK.
  
• Arranging your books by size won't damage any egos.
  
• Interfacing with your book at the office probably isn't against company policy.
  
• With books, size really doesn't matter.
  

Convinced? I am! The complete list will be available next week.

If you’re bored, stop by office today and view my new pride and joy: a black T-shirt that says, “I’m blogging this.”

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