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It's Day 3 of Books are Better than Boyfriends Week! Here are half a dozen more reasons.

• Books really are God's gift to women.
  
• If a book bores you to sleep, no one's feelings get hurt.
  
• Books can explain things without using sports terminology.
  
• Checking out the back side of a book is not considered harassment.
  
• A book will not steal your covers; it has its own.
  
• Publicly criticizing your book is not bitchy, it's scholarly.
  

Tomorrow: Even more reasons! (Unlike some things, this list really is every bit as long as claimed.)

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