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It's Day 2 of Books are Better than Boyfriends Week! Here are the next half-dozen reasons.

And before you start thinking that I’m just griping because I can’t get a date, please be aware that I have had several recently and have another coming up this weekend. I haven’t compiled this list because I don’t remember what it’s like to have men in my life. It’s because I do.

• Sneaking a forbidden book into your bedroom is easy. And even if you get caught, you probably won't get disinherited for it.
  
• You can have the same book as Oprah -- at the same time.
  
• It's OK to auction off your old books on eBay.
  
• Moving quickly from one book to another makes you appear intellectual.
  
• Old books are good to go back to.
  
• Not all the good books are taken already.
  

Tomorrow: Still more reasons!

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