11/05/03’s illustrious band:

Hard Knocks

Today’s blog consists entirely of knock-knock jokes.

1. Knock knock.
   
   Who’s there?
   
   Little old lady.
   
   Little old lady who?
   
   I didn’t know you could yodel.

   
   

2. Knock knock.
   
   Who’s there?
   
   Doris.
   
   Doris who?
   
   Doris locked. That’s why I had to knock.

   
   

3. Knock knock.
   
   Who’s there?
   
   Catch.
   
   Catch who?
   
   Gesundheit!

   
   

4. Knock knock.
   
   Who’s there?
   
   Ya.
   
   Ya who?
   
   What are you so excited about? It’s just a knock-knock joke.

   
   

5. Knock knock.
   
   Who’s there?
   
   Interrupting cow.
   
   Interrup -- ?
   
   MOO!

   
   

6. Knock knock.
   
   Who’s there?
   
   Tank.
   
   Tank who?
   
   You’re welcome.

   
   

7. And my all-time favorite:
   

   
   I’ve got a great knock-knock joke. You start.

   
   

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