06/04/03’s illustrious band:

Penguin Pee

Brought to you by Skeeter, who can still pick ‘em even from a distance.

Actually, this story comes from Skeeter’s colleague Suzanne. Once upon a time, Suzanne and her family went to the Montreal Zoo, where the penguin area is one of the high points. While Suzanne and her family were there, there was a bunch of 5-year-old boys also at the penguin exhibit. The boys were all lined up in front of the glass. Then the penguins came up to the glass and lined themselves up. Then the penguins -- most of them, and at the same time -- decided to relieve themselves on the glass, right in front of the boys. Suzanne said pandemonium ensued -- which I have no trouble imagining.

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