05/16/03’s illustrious band:

Enemail

Brought to you by the subject line of the first e-mail in my in-box this morning: “Enema-lution: From Tubes to Temples.” It’s from a company who claims to have “has brought colon cleansing out of the closet and into the limelight.”

Well, how’s that for starting the day off in the right frame of mind? I don’t know about you, but I’d just as soon see colon cleansing, or hydrotherapy, as it’s sometimes called, stay out of the limelight. Way out. Not sure you agree? Here’s more:

“We have brought back the sacred innocence to the practice of colon cleansing and released the phobias. We are honoring and respecting our clients with a space and services that reflect the sacred nature of their bodies and spirit, says Kristi Alsberg, co-founder of The Tummy Temple (www.tummytemple.com). They’ve been asking for this for years and we’ve finally stepped up the plate and they love it! With a spa-like setting and a feel good name, The Tummy Temple has created a space that truly makes people proud to be getting colon hydrotherapy.”

Sacred innocence? I know taking good care of your colon is important, but . . . sacred innocence?

I’m not even going to comment further. I have work to do, errands to run, a lawn to mow, friends to meet, a concert to attend. Guess I’ll just have to do it all with a profane and corrupt colon. Sorry. Enjoy the sunny weekend!

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