01/19/05’s illustrious band:

What the Pig Meant

Brought to you by Grassmaster Amy.

Grassmaster Amy was at the hair salon recently, and the stylist remarked that she had some depigmented hairs.

"What kind of hairs?" Amy asked.

"Depigmented."

"Depigmented?"

"These," the stylist said, indicating a couple grey strands.

"Oh!"

"But," continued the stylist, "we could always repigment them if you like."

"Repig -- ? You mean dye them?"

"Um, yes."

Gotta love euphemism.

Anyway. The plumbing update you've all been waiting for: still flushing. Huzzah! But the tub is still draining slowly, so I think it might be time to have the rotorooter guy come over anyway. He can redeobstruct my pipes. Or something like that.

Today around the world: January 19 is Arafa in Afghanistan.

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