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While driving to lunch today, my Soup Group cohorts and I spotted the following on a roadside bank marquee:

Now what the heck does THAT mean? Possible interpretations:

“Life is tough, so give yourself a little cushion.”
“The sign slogan guy got downsized, and today was his last day.”
“It’s a Zen koan, dude. Think about it. If you figure it out, you’ll hear one hand clapping.”
“We’re secretly promoting Bounce fabric softener.”
“No more need to wonder where those 100,000 or so trampoline-related injuries per year come from.”
“Made you look!”
“This is where those ‘retired’ mobsters (the ones with the cement shoes) come to play.”
“You should be thankful. When I was your age, we didn’t even have a trampoline.”
“Clever? Or creepy? You be the judge.”
“You don’t want to bank here until we get our Prozac prescriptions refilled.”

Today around the world: September 9 is Jeune Genevois (Geneva Thanksgiving) in Switzerland.