02/21/03's illustrious band

Spittin' Blanks

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Today's helpful hint: Don't put antiperspirant on your tongue. More specifically, don't open a new deodorant, get some on your fingers, and then try to lick it off like it's toothpaste. It tastes bad, and you'll get a quick reminder of its moisture-reducing qualities. On the upside, though, your breath will be Morning Shower Gel-fresh for hours.

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