As my last week of work at Media HQ approaches, I'm looking for a way to go out with a bang. It's been hinted (by those with questionable opinions of me) that I plan to spend some quality time slashing tires and mooning executives, or at least dropping water balloons off the balcony in the atrium. 'Cuz what are they gonna do, fire me?

Mmhm. How else can I make these last few days memorable for everyone?