02/05/04’s illustrious band:
Sledpants
Brought to you once again by our good friends at the Totally Absurd Inventions Archive.
Sledpants is/are a hard plastic shell that you strap onto your backside and that you can wear while walking around. When you want to go sledding, just sit down and slide. No more bending all the way over to pick up your sled to haul it back up the hill, oh no! Just stand up and walk away. Even if you wipe out, you’ll never have to worry about your sled escaping down the slope without you. It’s tied to your butt! You can’t lose!
Excellent invention. Excellent. And you know what it makes me want? Officechairpants. Yes! I want a wheeled stool (with extendable backrest) to attach to my behind during the workday. You don’t have to hassle with pulling your chair out from your desk and pushing it back in when you leave, or with finding an extra seat for crowded meetings. With officechairpants, you’re truly dressed for success.
Or how about utensilry? I’m talking about a ring with extensions that unfold like a Swiss army knife to put eating utensils at your fingertips -- literally! And because your knife, fork, or spoon is attached to your ring, you’ll never drop it on the floor. Comes with matching locketbib for use during lobster dinners. Eating on the go is simple with the right utensilry.
And let’s not forget the dishbarrette, the fashionable hair accessory that picks up satellite television, radio and cellular telephone transmissions. Turn your whole head into a electronic receiving station!
Today around the world: February 5 is Liberation of the Republic from the Alberoni Occupation Day in San Marino. San Marino is an enclave in central Italy and the third smallest state in Europe -- just 0.3 times the size of Washington, D.C.
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