Today's illustrious band:

The Buttered Fannies

Brought to you by Slim Jim. Not X-rated, I promise.

Earlier this week, Slim Jim and Señor Editor were admiring photos of a motorcycle Señor hoped to buy. He had taken it for a test ride, and while the fit was good, he knew he'd have to replace the small, forward-placed seat with a longer one to accommodate his height. Jim commented that if he didn't want to do so much work, he could just butter his fanny and slide back on the existing seat.

This office is pleased to announce that Señor Editor will soon become the proud owner of this chopped, stretched, custom-painted, as-yet-butterless bike. He has only to sign some papers and drive it home. So let's all wish Señor — and ourselves — one last taste of Indian summer this weekend.

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