Today's illustrious band:

Lap Fungus

Brought to you by Ken (he's a doll).

No, Lap Fungus isn't something you get from consorting with loose women. It's Ken's nickname for his dog (whose real name I've forgotten), who, contrary to the habits of his terrier breed, likes to sit on people's laps. Once ensconced, he's hard to dislodge.

The image sort of grows on you, doesn't it?