Today's illustrious band:

The Brunching Shuttlecocks

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The authors of this website describe themselves as essayists and satirists. The site contains movie reviews and other pop cultural musings. Don't miss the Alanis Lyric Generator, which allows you to produce an Alanis Morrisette-like pop dirge on the spur of the moment. Also try out the Cyborger, where you input your name (or any other word) and the program tells you what those letters would stand for if you were a Terminator-like killer robot. KIM stands for Killing and Infiltration Machine — I'll keep this in mind if my pro wrestling career ever gets off the ground.

If you dig a little deeper, you'll find a quiz that asks you to determine whether a cutesy name (like Love Melody or Misty Rain) belongs to a porn star or a My Little Pony (popular girly-girl toy from the late 80s; are these still around?), as well as one that determines whether you're a sinner, and if so, how bad. I'm not going to tell you which of those I passed and which I failed. ;-)