Survey Sez
For your time-killing pleasure, Band Name of the Day proudly announces
The Jugglernaut Survey!
Because I got tired of being bored by my own answers to regular surveys.
WHO ARE YOU?
WHY DO I CARE?
WHAT IS YOUR PURPOSE IN LIFE?
DO YOU KNOW HOW TO
juggle?
snuggle?
gargle?
water ski?
snow ski?
ice skate?
roller-skate?
bake a cherry pie, Billy Boy, Billy Boy?
catch a fish?
fish for compliments?
identify complimentary colors?
color inside the lines?
color outside the lines?
snort lines?
memorize lines?
line your pockets?
pocket the change?
change the world?
sing "It's a Small World After All"?
without going crazy?
you sure about that?
raise your hand if you're sure?
defend yourself?
express yourself?
offend yourself?
tickle yourself?
tickle Elmo?
tickle L.Mo?
TAKE YOUR PICK
Kirk or Picard?
Spock or Dr. Spock?
DS9 or B5?
navy or indigo?
Army or Navy?
arm or leg?
Legos or Tinker Toys?
Tinkerbell or Peter Pan?
pan flute or pancakes?
cakewalk or spacewalk?
space bar or strip bar?
strip poker or poker face?
face off or face down?
down-filled or Gore-Tex?
Al Gore or Al Franken?
Frankenstein or Frankenberry?
Halle Berry or Hal Linden?
linen or polyester?
Polly want a cracker or nice kitty?
WHAT CAN YOU DO BETTER THAN MOST OTHER PEOPLE?
WHAT DO YOU DO WORSE THAN MOST OTHER PEOPLE?
HAVE YOU SEEN
the Mona Lisa?
Mona Hilton?
any Hilton?
The Scream?
ice cream?
the Muffin Man?
the Washington Monument?
Mt. Rushmore?
Rushmore?
Rush Limbaugh?
Limp Bizkit?
Betty Crocker?
sausages being made?
laws being made?
history being made?
Maid in Manhattan?
Manhattan?
Staten Island?
statin drug research?
stats?
hats?
cats?
mats?
brats?
rats?
TODAY, WILL YOU
drink water?
drink booze?
drink to your health?
improve your health?
watch Home Improvement?
go to Home Depot?
go to a train depot?
smoke de pot?
use the pot?
make a pot roast?
butter some hot toast?
visit the coast?
be a host?
with the most?
is that a boast?
lock someone in the cooler?
talk to a preschooler?
talk to a fool?
act like a fool?
think someone you know is a fool?
rule?
roll?
rock?
exaggerate your survey answers to make yourself seem cooler?
write your own survey to make yourself seem cooler?
Thanks for playing!
posted by Jugglernaut at 8:49 AM
1 Comments:
WHO ARE YOU?
My name is Aura, and I'm a coffee-holic.
WHY DO I CARE?
Because I care! sheesh! LOL
WHAT IS YOUR PURPOSE IN LIFE?
to do as much good as i can until all evil is eliminated! *superhero pose*
DO YOU KNOW HOW TO
juggle? - no
snuggle? - yes
gargle? - of course!
water ski? - water slide?
snow ski? - snow dive, probably
ice skate? - nein
roller-skate? - nope
bake a cherry pie, Billy Boy, Billy Boy? - nope
catch a fish? - yes!
fish for compliments? - sometimes
identify complimentary colors? - almost all the time
color inside the lines? - i try to
color outside the lines? - most of the time
snort lines? - there was this one time...nope.
memorize lines? - yeah
line your pockets? - huh?
pocket the change? - quite often
change the world? - eric clapton, I mean, I try. :)
sing "It's a Small World After All"? - goodness, yes
without going crazy? - almost did
you sure about that? - yeah, I think so
raise your hand if you're sure? - *unassuredly raising hand*
defend yourself? - what did i do now?!
express yourself? - most of the time
offend yourself? - all the time! LOL
tickle yourself? - no
tickle Elmo? - yeah, once.
tickle L.Mo? - who da heck? LOL
TAKE YOUR PICK
Kirk or Picard? - Picard
Spock or Dr. Spock? - there's a difference? :P
DS9 or B5? - okay, no idea.
navy or indigo? - both look good on me. ;)
Army or Navy? - Navy, definitely.
arm or leg? - toner arms, longer legs ;)
Legos or Tinker Toys? - Legos
Tinkerbell or Peter Pan? - both
pan flute or pancakes? - pancakes!
cakewalk or spacewalk? - moonwalk?
space bar or strip bar? - *hitting the space bar right now.*
strip poker or poker face? - texas hold 'em!
face off or face down? - "Face Off" - have you seen the movie?!
down-filled or Gore-Tex? - ???
Al Gore or Al Franken? - Franken - less stoic
Frankenstein or Frankenberry? - Frankfurter ;)
Halle Berry or Hal Linden? - Hal Sparks
linen or polyester? - linen
Polly want a cracker or nice kitty? - nice kitty, heeerrre kitty, kitty
WHAT CAN YOU DO BETTER THAN MOST OTHER PEOPLE?
Sing, I suppose
WHAT DO YOU DO WORSE THAN MOST OTHER PEOPLE?
speak publicly, definitely
HAVE YOU SEEN
the Mona Lisa? - I've seen pictures.
Mona Hilton? - have not met her, but have seen her on the RKP boards. ;)
any Hilton? - Paris! Sheesh! She's all over the place! How can you not?!
The Scream? - ummm...no
ice cream? yes, just had some last night ;)
the Muffin Man? - i don't think i've ever seen him, I hear he lives down Drury Lane? but I've definitely sung about him. :)
the Washington Monument? - yes I have. Spring '97
Mt. Rushmore? - nope, but would love to some day
Rushmore? - haha, nope.
Rush Limbaugh? - on TV
Limp Bizkit? - see previous answer
Betty Crocker? - just last week. my mom baked a cake. ;)
sausages being made? - on the telly
laws being made? - nope.
history being made? - probably, just wasn't aware of it at the time.
Maid in Manhattan? - unfortunately, yes. But Ralph Fiennes was in it, so I had an excuse.
Manhattan? - yes!
Staten Island? - yuppo
statin drug research? - can't say I have
stats? - some
hats? - sure, i have some
cats? - more than I would care to count. (not a cat person, i'm allergic)
mats? - stepping on one right...NOW
brats? - everyday, when i look in the mirror.
rats? - in an alley, a couple of weeks ago.
TODAY, WILL YOU
drink water? - just did
drink booze? - probably not
drink to your health? - yes
improve your health? - will definitely try, but doubt it.
watch Home Improvement? - nope
go to Home Depot? - no
go to a train depot? - nah
smoke de pot? - where can I get some? LOL
use the pot? - pot-ty? yeah
make a pot roast? - don't have time right now
butter some hot toast? - not today, maybe tomorrow
visit the coast? - not anytime soon.
be a host? - probably, but maybe not a gracious one.
with the most? - i try ;)
is that a boast? - fo shizzle!
lock someone in the cooler? - gosh, wouldn't that be nice.
talk to a preschooler? - possibly, I work at a school.
talk to a fool? - always.
act like a fool? - when do I not?
think someone you know is a fool? -too many to mention
rule? - when have I not?! ;)
roll? - not today.
rock? - i have rockstar hair, so yeah, i guess I just might. hehe
exaggerate your survey answers to make yourself seem cooler? - GOSH, YES! Of course I would!
write your own survey to make yourself seem cooler?
-nope, don't have time. and I'm not that creative...LOL
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