10/14/04’s illustrious band:

Crabby Slacks

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Does somebody have a case of the Mondays?

Get up on the wrong side of the bed?

What did you have for breakfast -- grumpy flakes and sour milk?

Look who's wearing her crabby slacks today.

I'm not wearing my crabby slacks today. In fact, I'm not wearing slacks at all. I refuse to wear slacks. Pants, yes. Slacks, no. "Slacks" ranks right up there with "moist" as a word I'd rather avoid.

Anyway. Nowhere close to crabby. I've heard good news from friends today and viewed fabulous photos of my month-old niece, Princess Jocelyn, royally attired in her golden slippers. I have a beer in my hand and a hot date with Ben & Jerry in about 10 minutes. Smilin', baby, smilin'.

Today around the world: October 14 is the birthday of the Peace Corps and, perhaps not coincidentally, the International Day of Disaster Reduction.

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