Cloven-hoofed Mittgloves

Here are my famous cloven-hoofed mittgloves, the only things I've found that will keep my hands from freezing and falling off when it's -5 degrees F like it was this morning. They're warm like mittens, but I have slightly more dexterity like I would with gloves. Since they're several sizes too big, I'm still pretty clumsy with them, but at least I can still feel my fingers. Fair trade.

Live long, prosper, and try to stay warm.

Incidentally, this image, taken with my good new camera, looked much better before my Treo downsized it to mail to Blogger. I'll have to work on that.