Wednesday, October 05, 2005

Craven Raven

Brought to you by my rhyming dictionary.


braving: the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune


caving: to the impulse to take a stretch break


craving: Leeann Chin’s Peking chicken with white rice and lots of soy sauce


depraving: [none of your beeswax]


engraving: an invitation for _____ to _____ my _____. Get your mind out of the gutter!


laving: my hands of bullshit


paving: the way for a better tomorrow, or at least a better next month


raving: instead of ranting


saving: for a trip to Italy in 2006


shaving: intermittently, and less now that shorts weather is past


slaving: away up in here in this fear factory


staving: off boredom by bustin’ some rhymes, yo


waiving: my right to have an attorney present, or to give an attorney presents


waving: farewell to another summer


Today around the world: October 5 is Portuguese Republic Day in Macau.

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