Wednesday, May 18, 2005

Banjo Sexy II: Electric Boogaloo


Brought to you by my fervent desire to say, or at least write, "electric boogaloo" one more time before I die.


For those who missed the excitement, the early 80s saw the release of a breakdancing-themed movie titled Breakin'. It was successful enough to spawn a sequel, the unforgettably named Breakin' 2: Electric Boogaloo. I've never seen either film, but a phrase like "electric boogaloo" should not be allowed to languish unappreciated.


In the spirit of sequels everywhere, I put almost no thought or effort into today's BND. Thanks to Sister-san and the General for suggesting these additional inductees to the Banjo Sexy Hall of Fame:


  • Chevy Chase and Dan Ackroyd. Tall, dorky-funny and, in the case of Chase's talk show, tragic. Both were cast members on SNL, and I distinctly recall seeing Chase appear as Spock in a classic Star Trek skit. Chase, along with the original banjo sexy man himself, Steve Martin, often played an uber-dorky wild and crazy guy in tight plaid polyester slacks — and almost made them look good.


  • Ed Begley, Jr. Tall, dorky, smart, funny. From his St. Elsewhere days (where he attempted to appear tragic) to his sensitive portrayal of a Norwegian Jew in A Mighty Wind to guest spots on Arrested Development as a man with Post-it eyebrows, Mr. Environment just keeps that banjo a-strummin'. Appeared on Star Trek: Voyager (a series some Trekkies view as tragic) and on SNL.


  • David Arquette. Tall and funny, almost too handsome to be banjo sexy, but gets super dork points for having appeared as a doofy deputy in Scream 1, 2, and 3, composing a song for the 3 soundtrack, and several Muppet-related incidents.


  • Peter Tork. Smart, funny, dorky. One of the original Monkees. Spent a tragic few years in the bottle but emerged dry and dry-witted. DVDs of the Monkees TV series can be purchased at an online venue called the Tribble Store — and tribbles, as you know, are very Trekkie. BONUS: actually plays the banjo!


  • Livingston Taylor. I had to look this guy up, and I'm glad I did. Tallish, smart, dorky. Was hospitalized for a tragic bout with depression, where his therapy involved singing and playing the guitar. This lead to further music performances, and he's been at it ever since. Trekkie status: undetermined. BONUS: actually plays the banjo!


Today around the world: May 18 is International Museum Day.

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