11/24/04’s illustrious band:

Turkey Soda

Brought to you by El Queso Grande.

If you visit www.JonesSoda.com, you'll find the only turkey-flavored beverage I've ever heard of. Yes, you read that right: The Jones Holiday Pack features the no-carb, no-calorie, no-caffeine carbonated drinks that will make your holiday season complete: Turkey & Gravy Soda, Cranberry Soda, Mashed Potato & Butter Soda, Green Been Casserole Soda, and Fruitcake Soda.

Jones Soda is known not only for its unique flavors, but also for its innovative packaging and marketing ideas. Customers can submit photos to be used on the frequently changed product labels. Jones will also create customized labels for gift packs of their more normal flavors using photos and captions you provide. Jugglernaut Juice, anyone?

I'm juiced for tomorrow's turkey blowout, that's for sure. I won't be saddling up the Subarushi for the megatrek to Mother Media's house for dinner this year; I'm dining locally with friends. Instead, the Media clan will descend upon Sensational Acres over Christmas, where the cozy quarters will contribute to togetherness aplenty. Princess Jocelyn is coming, so at least we'll have a reigning monarch to keep our peasant selves in order.

In the meantime, I wish you a happy Thanksgiving. Let's all clink glasses of turkey soda and count our blessings. If you have half as many things to be thankful for as I do, you're lucky indeed.

Today around the world: November 24 is National Women's Day in Samoa.

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