I sat behind this lummox

He is a total fangirl. Squealing, jumping out of his seat, clawing the air, and making, of all things, rock 'n roll devil horns . . . and he SCREAMED "ZOMBIE! ZOMBIE! ZOMBIE JAMBOREE!" when the guys were setting up an encore. Anyone who actually says the word "jamboree" out loud in public is, well, a little silly. And then he ended up in front of us during part of the m&g and told Anna her Conan button bracelet was weird. Uh, dude? You're living in a big glass house there.